WordPress does an excellent job of filtering out spam, which is almost too bad because they’re pretty fun to read. Mostly they are really bizarre ads with broken links and strange syntax, and sometimes they are straight gibberish.
I salvaged a few of my favorites from the last couple weeks out of the spam folder, fed them through the AT&T Text-to-Speech demo, and then set them to “Loading” by Tom Woxom (found in the Free Music Archive). Enjoy the silliness!

Whoa, I just got an amazing one: “What a data of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious experience regarding unexpected feelings.”